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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

You can put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig

Look let's face it. Obama is an idiot.

There I said it, its out in the open. He's not an elitist savant, he's a freakin' moron.

Michelle needs to take him home tonight and smack him upside his stupid head a couple times.


Why is he stupid?

1. He didn't pick Hillary. Anyone could see a mile away that McCain was considering a female VP all year long.

2. He didn't pick Hillary. Hello, Obama, is there anyone in there. Hey you moron, if you made it past point 1 above, change your mind and pick Hillary. Otherwise you are going to lose!

3. He didn't pick Hillary. Hey, OK, look Obama you are driving straight into a train wreck. Let me mention a few names to you and see if you see in commonality between them and yourself (hint Republicans do, you all have the same weakness) Carter(80), Mondale, Dukakis, Gore, & Kerry (hint hint hint They let Republicans tear them apart with stupid shit and they would never defend themselves. Stupid or not Americans want leaders that will go to the mattresses to defend them (the people) against stupid shit. Shit rolls down hill and Americans don't like to be at the bottom of the hill. If you can't show them that you can build a retaining wall to block an avalanche of turds, they won't vote for you.

4. OK, let's face the facts. Palin made a joke that is now famous during the convention. she said 'you know what the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? . . . . . Lipstick' So anytime anyone mentions lipstick in reference to politics, it is now a reference back to Palin. Palin told the world, I am a woman, I wear lipstick, deal with it or I will take a hockey stick and beat you across the head with it. When Obama paints the picture of putting lipstick on a pig (very old political reference that just got twisted like a pigs tail), everyone in the country that heard Palin's hockey mom joke, makes the inside joke reference to Sarah Palin. Obama stuck his stupid foot in his mouth, if he's not smart enough to realize that and more importantly DEAL with it, he is going to lose this race and go down in history as one of the dumbest candidates ever, first to NOT pick Hillary (hindsight is 20/20 that's Obama's problem not historians problem) and second for not jumping up and performing damage control to surgically remove his stupid foot from his stupid mouth. THEN he needs to grab himself by the ear, and yell in that big ol' ear, "Hey Barry! You are saying some stupid shit and walking into some easily avoided Republican snares. Get your shit together and play like you remember how to win."



Glad I'm still undecided btw. :) Obama might as well have volunteers passing out promotional items on street corners like those guys in Las Vegas that hand out adult trading cards, for all the good its going to do him, if he continues to run his campaign like a fool.

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