For the last few weeks and through Super Tuesday, we have been covering far too much in politics and not focusing enough on other areas of Gridlock, such as the Gridlock that recently brought Dolly Parton's tour to an 8 week stand still.
What was the culprit of Dolly Parton's Gridlock?
Her Famous, possibly insured breasts. Now, any one knows that 40DD breasts on a 5 foot tall slender woman walking down the road might cause traffic gridlock. In past administrations that would have probably caused gridlock in the Oval Office as well. This time the gridlock is in Dolly Parton's tour schedule, seriously.
Her large breasts augmented in the 1980's have caused some injuries to her back that will have her resting instead of touring. Dolly Parton's weight fluctuated a great deal early in her career and after experiencing weight loss that seemed to finally take off the weight, she had her breasts enlarged to reinstate her fans expectations. Now the weight is causing her back pain and injury, but she fears that having the implants removed or undergoing a reduction might cost her some fans.
DOLLY said: "I know I have been breaking my neck and bending over backwards trying to get my new Backwoods Barbie CD and world tour together, but I didn't mean to hurt myself doing it! But hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems. Seriously though, the doctors said I will be good as new in a few weeks, and I can't wait to get back out there. See you soon, Dolly." - Source DollyPartonMusic.net official press release
It would seem that working nine to five and filling up a double D cup of ambition have taken a toll on the performer. Maybe its time to consider function over form to get the show back on the road.
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