Get an Extra Year on your life with Shrooms

Researchers have recently determined that Peyote and some mushrooms can create a long lasting connection to answered prayer that can last up to a year, before it needs to be refreshed.

http://www.sltrib.com/…ci_9926958

I had lasik done on my eyes in order (in part) to save 5 minutes per day from waisting time with contacts. That saved me 2 months of my life!

That's 2 months I can spend with my kids, 2 months I can do things that I want to do, 2 months worth of a key five minutes each day that might enable me to miss traffic jams, get to a meeting on time to clinch a deal, 5 more minutes to make love to my wife, 5 more minutes of snooze to sleep in during the morning, 5 more minutes exercising or taking time to eat a good breakfast.

Now imagine what you can do if you were to get connected with peyote or mushrooms, connected spiritually in a way that maintains that spiritual connection for up to a year. If you attend church, mosque or temple once a week for at least 2 hours and you pray for 5 minutes every day, you could save a year off your life.

If you are 30 years old and have a life expectancy of 80 years. For the next 50 years, you could save 216 days (about 5200 hours) by skipping church, because you are already connected and in contact. You could save another 126 days by skipping prayer every day(assuming you spend 5 minutes at the task), because you are connected real time. No need to pray, you're plugged in and connected in real time, 24/7/365.

By connecting to the cosmos on a real time constant basis with peyote and mushrooms you help god deal with your issues more effectively as your mole hills stop turning into mountains. god can level a mole hill a lot faster than he can level a mountain.

The world has about 8 billion people. If everybody started using peyote or mushrooms once a year, that would be 8 billion years of productivity that would be given back to the world. that's 8 billion mountains of problems that god doesn't have to deal with.

With that increase in productivity on a human level, and with that decrease in drain and strain on god, just imagine what we might accomplish?

Then again, people might just spend some extra money on a big flat panel, hook it on their wall with an LCD mount and never leave the house. That wouldn't do much for global productivity at all!

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