Energizing Your Base

Earth Day is coming up soon and the Democrats need to work on energizing their base. Fortunately for the Democrats they have something akin to a national holiday for just that purpose.

I'm sure when Earth Day comes you'll see some big celebrations and everybody will be out there trying to work up an energy boost with the latest and greatest cocktail of Energy Drink mixed with appropriate proportions of ginseng caffeine and other herbal supplements and vitamins.

I'm sure we will see a bunch of people in there all jazzed up and don't need to drive around in their big fancy SUVs because they have all is extra energy to go jogging and walking and running in writing and signed. now that the polar ice caps are melting will have all this excess natural water, but everybody's flocking towards energy drinks as opposed to water.

Are energy drinks the new water?

Maybe so but only until somebody figures out that they're bad for you or until somebody does proves that water is bad for you. Whichever way That argument goes it's sure to be debunked at some point in the future anyway so it doesn't really matter. So if you think energy drink helps you out go for it, at least to get the mental stimulation!